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i blunt into one snout
24 June
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My only entertainment value comes from my utter disregard for anything remotely resembling dignity or common sense. I follow you home. You laugh at my antics but it's a nervous and awkward laugh. Three hours pass and I'm still at your house. I've got your computer downloading the Japanese soundtrack to Sonic CD and I'm slowly stripping to MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This", pausing to grind against your furniture during the breakdown in the middle. Like the characters in Jean Paul Sartre's existentialist play, No Exit, you've discovered that hell truly is other people, especially if those people are me.

tittays onna domepiece

put some tittays on ma domepiece!

get tittays on yo' domepiece!

You're the latest of nosy cunts
If yr paranoid too.
breaking kayfabe, caitlin ryan, cameron size, fucking to the fall, joe franklin raped me, ludes & wood alcohol, mocking brainy kids, post-racism, pouring stuff on cats, robert/cameron's killing gloves, saucy puppet shows, super nintendo chalmers, trader vic's, working stiff

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