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Saturday, March 24th, 2012

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Subject:friends only. you know how it is.
Time:Saturday, March 24th, 2012 | 8:00am

comment and add me and ye shall more than likely be added. that or keep on walkin' flyboy...

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

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Time:Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 | 11:53pm

this is two kittens in a barrel, look at them in there, having a whale of a time. you see the one on the left? he's called phillip. now when you look into phillip's eyes your anger will recede like an ocean....

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

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Subject:lordmonkeypants, not afraid to ask housemates the hard questions
Time:Monday, May 22nd, 2006 | 11:28pm

Sunday, February 26th, 2006

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Subject:'s not the shirt that needs changing
Time:Sunday, February 26th, 2006 | 5:58pm

Australian Greens senator Kerry Nettle says she is sorry if her rosaries/ovaries T-shirt offended anyone, but pledged to wear it again.


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Time:Sunday, February 26th, 2006 | 2:40pm


Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

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Subject:atheists started rioting in madrid after 2 sheets of blank paper were found on a cartoonist's desk
Time:Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 | 6:32pm

Thursday, January 12th, 2006

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Subject:there's SNAKES on the PLANE!!!
Time:Thursday, January 12th, 2006 | 5:53pm
Mood: ecstatic.

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

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Time:Wednesday, December 21st, 2005 | 2:01am
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Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

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Subject:shootin' at the walls of heartache
Time:Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 | 4:42pm
i am the warrior

bang bang, bitches

Thursday, October 13th, 2005


Subject:i need excitement, i need bad
Time:Thursday, October 13th, 2005 | 1:23pm
in case news of it hadn't reached you yet, today, october 13, is officially john peel day. join me in spreading the word and keeping it peel.

Monday, September 19th, 2005


Time:Monday, September 19th, 2005 | 2:10pm

Saturday, September 10th, 2005

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Subject:The Insulted Lover
Time:Saturday, September 10th, 2005 | 6:29am
I grabbed a handful of my own semen out of Mother Teresa and flung it at the oncoming cops. They all got instantly pregnant and fell over. Even the men.

"I've had better," said Mother Teresa, sparking a match off her nipple and lighting up a joint.

It was then I knew I had to kill everyone in the city.

With my penis.

I flexed my flaming meathammer. The road cracked in half. The cops exploded. So did the buildings. Everybody died.

Except me.


The end. Fuck off.

Thursday, September 8th, 2005


Subject:the answer yr looking for is 'a thousand times "yes"'!
Time:Thursday, September 8th, 2005 | 10:56am
Ricky Gervais.com has a question for you:
"If Ricky, Steve and Karl put a free half-hour show exclusively on the internet would you be a regular listener?"

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

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Subject:get the serena maneesh album. it's the fucking tops.
Time:Wednesday, September 7th, 2005 | 11:33pm
sean penn tries to help new orleans. then his boat sinks. awesome, dude!

here's a cause i can get behind: hey bush - sell the ranch. y'know, that down home retreat you love so much. the one that was only completed in 2000.

wanna hear david cross, beck, karen 0, smoosh and a bunch of others doing a charity parody for halloween? so did i.

and we got our first review! and it stinks! ah well, three randoms from the audience tonight raved about it/us for ages so who knows?

Saturday, September 3rd, 2005


Subject:breaking news: kanye west: george bush doesn't care about black people"
Time:Saturday, September 3rd, 2005 | 4:00pm
kanye west goes way off script as mike meyers uncomfortably tries to soldier on. with video.

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

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Subject:my words would just get in the way
Time:Tuesday, July 26th, 2005 | 2:59am
Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' has tasty opening

Sunday, July 10th, 2005

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Subject:you know what they say about best intentions...
Time:Sunday, July 10th, 2005 | 1:29pm
Mood: amused.

Saturday, April 23rd, 2005

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Subject:enough links to hopefully fill the void left by the death of captain kangaroo
Time:Saturday, April 23rd, 2005 | 3:45pm

unfortunately it's just about some lawsuit. for a second i thought we were going to get the greatest reality televsion show of all-fucking-time.

are you good at vomiting and in need of $20? to milwaukee with you, my friend

darth vader's blogging now. next, luke skywalker? 'dear lj, i hate uncle owen! he's teh sux0rz!!! and when are death cab gonna play this dirtwater planet?!?! omg i'm totally picking up some power converters tmrw!!!'. also, me lj now looks rather vaderesque. props to _samanthamarie for the redesign

so the new pope hates good music? i miss the old pope, he loved that shit

the internet: allowing stoners from around the world to discuss making towel whipping an olympic sport.

seems goldie_t aint the only one who shits all up in his pants.

'If you are a male and over the age of 18 years old and think you would be the perfect match for Tara [reid], please send us a tape.' i love that 'please' in there. makes her seem all extra desperate. you reckon you're in with a shot dafoe?

Saturday, April 16th, 2005

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Subject:shitloads of pics + mp3s
Time:Saturday, April 16th, 2005 | 6:37pm
Michael Jackson's lead attorney, Thomas Mesereau Jr, is apparently a little bit of a freak too.

it's true, s+m parties are the happiest places on earth. lookit the happy grins!

i'm not rick james, bitches, but this guy is. sucks for him tho.

best. headline. ever. i generally prefer some lube, but whatever floats yr boat...

did you know the white stripe have a new single out? or coming out? or something...not sure what the status is, but i do know that it can be leeched from here. enjoy. also, m83 + bloc party = awesome whatta you think, scene cow?
"that's hawt"

the power of the straight edge mosh compels you! the power of the straight edge mosh compels you! i might have a new mascot, whatta you think dafoe?

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

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Subject:i am here to brief you on the duck
Time:Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 | 6:54am
- you know that america we stand as one video? well that's, like, so over now! it's all about the disco apache now. and how!

- and if yr salivating over the thought of more full links to music videos than you could feasibly watch in a week, then this is just for you.

- "he had been briefed on the duck and he stopped to pay a visit"

- takashi miike is making what looks like a japanese version of nightbreed. if this doesn't excite you, read up or get teh hell of my interpage. you down widdat, bill cosby?
Wesside niggaz!!!

- what's the weirdest thing you ever seriously considered making a bong out of? really? well this freak's got you beat.

- here's an interview with ron jeremy that covers the latent homosexuality involved in dp scenes. kinda. as an added bonus, it explain where samuel clemens got his pen name from. fun.

- psp porn? oh for fuck's sakes...

- fetus spears has a podcast. could be a lot funnier, but there you go anyway.

- and finally in news that 1% of you will care about, wwe have released matt hardy and molly holly. cunts. any suggestions on what to do with 'em willem dafoe?

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